Oh woe is me. I have red sore eyes, a throbbing head, sore throat, a tap for a nose and I'm cold and miserable. Bah! and to top it all my good friend Tats has gone home. I did tell her to stop mucking about in France, she's proved her point and it's time to come home now, but she wouldn't hear any of it.
Here I am cold, miserable and friendless trying to keep myself warm in my new fluffy jacket, hehehehe